I will be so disappointed if Missy turns out to be River
Song on the penultimate (and part one of two) episode of Doctor Who (airing November 1st). Titled Dark
Water it does not take a huge leap here to think that writer/showrunner Steven
Moffat is giving us a evil version of River (after all Dark Water equals River
as well).
Though I admit, I would be even more if this was a female
version of The Master.
I understand the thematic aspect of taking a hugely popular
character such as River (who has proven again and again to have suspect morals
and willingness to do dangerous things in pursuant of her goals) and making her
bad. It’s a hollowed trope within almost every genre, as it gives the hero
(i.e. The Doctor) to strive to save someone, say Clara.
But I think keeping her ambiguity -and the one who is able
to make huge decisions in mere moments without going through a committee- is
much more fun and interesting.
I realize bringing an old villain back from the TOS is
complex -Moffat has said to do that, he needs a very logical reason for it. Mostly
though, it’s a rights issue, as writer and creator of any previous villain must
be compensated financially as well as acknowledged on screen. It was how it was
done in the old days. So a dark version of River Song is easier, I guess
(Moffat created her), but then does that not negate Moffat's reason for not
bring back older villains like The Rani? Because making River Song dark would
be a cop-out and a pointless thematic tool that writers use when they paint
themselves in a corner. What is the logic in making River evil?
I may be wrong here, but I would think there is plenty of old
villains in Doctor Who's canon that would deserve a return. Yes, the Rani would
be nice. The Celestial Toymaker and even The Meddling Monk would be cool as
well.
But Moffat seems little interested in mining old Doctor Who
these days (yes, he pays homage to it like the yoyo scene in Kill The Moon
and the Jelly Baby scene in Mummy on the Orient Express), but he
seems to think taking a characters like River and twisting her into something
different is more creative.
It may be, but I like ambiguous River Song.
All of this, I will note, will be moot if what I wrote above
does not play out. Carry on.